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whoabroa:

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

who wore it better
ohmy1zarry:

/ x /

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
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